Friday, August 12, 2011

What do you think about this experience?

I was at the local mall the other day and after eating Subway at the food court had very bad stomach cramps. I rushed to the men's room, sat on the toiled and quickly gave birth to a rather fierce expulsion of yellowish brown diarrhea. I still had ore to go, but the smelll was - quite frankly - something overpowering, so I flushed before completing the drainage procedure. I was still sitting on the toilet so was unaware that it was backed up. It was only when the filthy brown-yellow water touched my reproductive ornaments and my ocks that I knew something was amiss, By that time, the stew was flowing over the bowl and onto my pants and shoes. I jumped up and suddenly realized there was no toilet paper in the dispenser. I cannot tell you the rest of the story - because is rather disgusting. But has something like this ever happened to you? If so, please share it with us!

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